"Congratulations! You’re having a dinner party! What? What do you mean you’re not having a dinner party? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! I already RSVPed and bought a dress and told you (I told you) I’d be bringing the wine!
So it’s settled! You’re having a dinner party! What a mad tasteful way to spend an evening!
But what’s that you say? You don’t know what to do to keep your guests entertained, apart from feeding a meticulously chosen and lovingly prepared selection of dishes? Don’t worry, broseph. (May I call you “broseph”? *polishes monocle while awaiting an answer*) I have compiled a number of delightful games to amuse the elite group you have invited to dinner.”
(Read on for the list of games and how to play!)